As reported previously, Drunk Brant made a long-awaited appearance at Comfest Friday night. Normally, he's a barrel of laughs and is prone to coining profoundly weird nuggets of wisdom ("It's like, every step is a discovery!"). Unfortunately for all concerned, I don't think Toph and John got what they were expecting.
It seems that Drunk Brant, also known as White Trash Brant, doesn't like to have his manhood called into question. So when Drunk Brant is in the middle of drinking a respectably masculine Columbus Pale Ale and gets called a "pansy" because he refuses to drink a bright blue margarita, tempers flare.
Anyway, I feel bad now for losing my temper. And I want to take this opportunity to apologize to my good buddy Topher for shoving him and making him spill his drink. That was wrong, and I'm extremely grateful that cooler heads and the mellow vibe of Comfest prevailed in the wake of such an outburst.
However, if Drunk Brant should ever meet Drunk Dave, I can't be held responsible for the fisticuffs that might ensue ;-)
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